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But I found something I just had to share with everyone who reads this:

The Sentences of Sarah Palin, Diagrammed.

This article is absolutely brilliant. I think that Sarah Palin is particularly challenged, but I will admit that most people’s speech would produce rather inelegant sentence diagrams. That said, sentence diagramming could become a fabulous political weapon. I mean, most people want their politicians to speak clearly, right? Think about it: legions of grammarians with their sentence diagrams marching on the White House in protest of the unclear speech of modern US presidential candidates. How awesome would that be?